Cyclobenzaprine contraindications

bornwildnfree, I sent you a private message. Please contact me.
As for everyone else ... life keeps adding on the 'happy' {sarcasm}.
My neurologist decided to prescribe a more powerful tool to manage the pain in my feet. So, he gave me a foot cream. What wasn't obvious was the non-prescribed 'side effects' of the foot cream which included ... (sigh) ...
Well, as my feet have been hurting like sons-a-bitches, I was slathering that cream on three and four times a day. It had minimal positive effect which was leagues ahead of the pain I was going through. Besides, it was foot cream. What was the worse that could happen?
Baclofen (2%) ~ [Lightheadedness or fainting, trouble seeing, severe tiredness, weakness],
Cyclobenzaprine (2%) ~ [Anxiety, restlessness, seeing or hearing things that are not there, severe drowsiness, fainting, or confusion],
Diclofenac (3%) ~ [Sudden or severe headache, or problems with vision, speech, or walking],
Gabapentin (6%) ~ [Behavior problems, aggression, restlessness, trouble concentrating, moodiness (especially in children), problems with coordination, shakiness, unsteadiness, unusual moods, or behaviors, thoughts of hurting yourself, feeling depressed, dizziness, drowsiness, sleepiness, tiredness],
Lidocaine (2%) ~ [which, somewhat stunningly, isn't trying to fuck with my head]
So I've been staggering around in a semi-lucid state for the past several days, unable to figure out why I couldn't do much, if any, writing. It took me complaining to my wife to provide some clarity.
I repeat - it is freaking foot cream!
I've stopped with the foot-crack and am back to dealing with the pain. Hopefully I'll be back to writing soon too.
James aka FinalStand

There needs to be a logical explanation for why sister stops taking pill out of the blue (and also apparently Mom?) Shouldn’t be as mundane as she and Scott are trying for a baby. Maybe have Rachel explain to Jacob during one of their subsequent fucks, that for some reason (in addition to the growth of her breasts) when she took her BC pills after the first time he came in her, it caused her nausea and pain in both her vagina and breasts. She saw her gyno who is baffled as to the cause (obviously no mention is said that she fucked her bro and took his hormone laced jizz inside her). All the gyno recommended was to stop taking the pill until her “hormones” settle down. Karen as well had suspected as much from her own side-effects experienced after she ingested Jacob’s cum and had stopped her birth control a while ago—which is why she’s been leery of Jacob cumming inside her til now. Perhaps have DA Melissa Turner get confirmation of all these findings from the doctor in jail. He can state that his previous specimens had similar effects on their partners and contraindications with her birth control. Also he should warn that condoms also don’t interact well with the WICKTropin as the hormones secreted into the semen can become toxic with the latex. Prolonged and vigorous sex leading to ejaculation could result in a busted condom. Also the combination of WICKTropin semen, latex and BC pills will definitely cause pain in a woman, in addition to breast growth, added body curviture and fecundity. All these warnings and advisories lead to at first more careful sex between Jacob and his Mom/sister/Ms. Turner. However even the slightest exposure or ingestion of Jacob’s cum, be it topically, orally, vaginally, or anally still causes the female partner to be in a heightened state of constant arousal and crave her partner more. The only real way to satiate the desire is direct internal injections of his sperm. Unknown even to the doctor and DA Turner however, is the close relation of two of Jacob’s partners. The close genetic affinity has increased the side effects even more (nearly tenfold), so that the real only effective way to mitigate Jacob’s, and the infected Karen’s and Rachel’s condition is continued inseminations—come what may in the physical, moral and fertile repercussions.